"Who wants to buy me a _____________? "
Usually this blank is filled with something pretty expensive, such as:
- a new car!
- a new wardrobe!
- a new iPad!
First of all, who's on your friends list? Jay-Z? Bill Gates? One of the Real Housewives? Do you really think that the kid who sat behind you in Psychology is going to be looking through his mini-feed one day, see your status, and say "Hell yes, I do!" and message you for your mailing address?
Secondly, what are you trying to accomplish? I already think you're nuts for asking 130 of your not-so-closest friends to grant your wishes. Now I'll add "poor and unfortunate" to that list since you're begging for hand-outs.
Note: The only exception is this guy:
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