A Hairy Situation

Let's get straight to the point.  I have a pretty thick head of hair.  When I say thick, I mean THICK.  I've even heard the question, "You sure you ain't got some black in you?" to which I reply "Only on Friday nights."

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Anyways, I just got out of the shower and I felt compelled to share this with all of you:

That, ladies and gentlemen, is the wall of my shower.  I paste it with all the hair that falls out of my head while I'm washing it.  If I let it go down the drain, I think you can imagine what would happen. If you have no imagination, let me help you: (CLICK HERE!)

DISGUSTING RIGHT?!

This really starts leading to problems when I'm staying at someone else's place.  It gets kind of awkward when I'm leaving and they're like "Oh hey, wait! You left your baby yak in my bathroom!"  and then I'm like "Oh..no, that's just one thousand strands of my hair."


It also leaves me very vulnerable to people cloning me.

3 Musicians You May or May Not Know pt. 1

You know those people who, when you mention any semi-obscure band or musician, they're like this:

"Oh, The Blue Orphanage Club? Oh, yeah, I totally knew them when they were playing gigs at like, Starbucks and gas stations.  In fact, I actually helped them write their first song.  But, ya know, I don't really like them anymore.  They're too mainstream now..."

 This is not going to be like that.  These are just some musicians that I really like, that you may or may not know!  Also, I'd like to point out that this is not a RANT but indeed it is a RAVE.


I'm not always bitching, you know.


A Fine Frenzy

Some of their songs are happy.  Some are sad.  All are good.  Such as this one:



Amos Lee

Listening to Amos Lee makes me feel like I'm sitting in a giant bowl of melting caramel.  If you'd like to feel like that also, click below.



Keane

Lots of great piano playing and lyrics that will make you say "WAIT, how'd they get in my brain?!"

Google-RAMA

If you've ever heard of the "internet," you've probably heard of Google. If not, please step away from this magic box and go back to making your own candles.

Google is getting smarter and smarter.  Kind of like gorillas. First they just helped find what you were looking for, and now they tell you what you're looking for before you even realize what you need.

If you're like me, you've probably searched for some pretty embarrassing things:


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As you may know, these searches are saved in your browser, just waiting for one of your friends to come along and see when they start typing in the search box.  As you also may know, when you start searching for something on Google, it automatically completes it with popular searches from THE WHOLE WIDE SPINNING WORLD.

This fact alone can leave you entertained for hours.  Just typing in a single letter such as "C" delivered me the popular search "cool math games."  But then, as you delve deeper, you really strike gold:



People have been going online to find solutions for their medical problems for a while...but I think vampirism is probably something you should ask your maker doctor about.



The world's #1 personal question? Green poop.

This is such a fun hobby that I think you should try it too!  Leave a comment with your best searches!

Sidewalk Wars

Top 3 Songs to Sing While Driving

Is this a rave? A rant? You decide.

Note: This list coincidentally can double as "Top 3 Songs To Never Sing at Karaoke"


3)Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O' Connor

As a general rule, anything that will make you cry like you just saw a school bus fly off the side of a cliff is the perfect song to sing while you're driving.  Why?  Because (singing + driving + crying) not only guarantees you an ugly death, but it also allows you to feel like you're in a movie - and who doesn't want that?!

2)Move - Ludacris

This one probably doesn't need an explanation.  If you have road rage like I do, you need an anthem to sing while you're reaching for that mace under your backseat.

1)What's Up - 4 Non Blondes

This song has it all.  The range is from the very last note on the piano to the very highest note Mariah Carey's twins can squeal when they want a bottle.  The lyrics don't make a bit of sense.  There's even a slight tinge of yodeling.  Add it all up, and you've got the perfect song to sing while driving.  Enjoy, and remember - roll your windows up.