Google is getting smarter and smarter. Kind of like gorillas. First they just helped find what you were looking for, and now they tell you what you're looking for before you even realize what you need.
If you're like me, you've probably searched for some pretty embarrassing things:
or
As you may know, these searches are saved in your browser, just waiting for one of your friends to come along and see when they start typing in the search box. As you also may know, when you start searching for something on Google, it automatically completes it with popular searches from THE WHOLE WIDE SPINNING WORLD.
This fact alone can leave you entertained for hours. Just typing in a single letter such as "C" delivered me the popular search "cool math games." But then, as you delve deeper, you really strike gold:
People have been going online to find solutions for their medical problems for a while...but I think vampirism is probably something you should ask your
The world's #1 personal question? Green poop.
This is such a fun hobby that I think you should try it too! Leave a comment with your best searches!
Just typing in "where" produced:
ReplyDeleteWhere's my refund
Where is Chuck Norris
Where is the love
Wheresgeorge
Where's Waldo
wow..."can i" is fantastic!
ReplyDelete-run it
-have your number
-haz cheezburger
-hit it in the morning
-eat my period
EAT MY PERIOD?!?!?!
I decided to take the extra step and click on "Can I eat my period" and here is the NUMBER ONE answer on Yahoo Answers:
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Yes, but if you wait until you're pregnant, you could eat your placenta after giving birth, which would be a lot better 'cos there's so much more. You could even invite friends over, with all that placenta. Plus they make Placenta Helper, but there's no such thing as Period Helper.
I do this often. It's fun to do with political figures, although a few others are good.
ReplyDeleteWhy
-is a raven like a writing desk
Sarah Palin is
- an idiot
- stupid
- hot
- a joke
- retarded
Dick Cheney is
- evil
- a dick
- a criminal
- a lizard
- a robot