I notice that you're walking around the grocery store using a tooth flosser.
A couple of things run through my mind. Do you realize that this is a store where people are buying food? A store where there is an entire section of fruits and vegetables laying helpless and uncovered as you flick your decay all over them? You are worse than people who sneeze in the buffet line. Is your schedule really that tight that you have to combine your grocery shopping with your dental hygiene routine?
That's it. If you need me, I'll be putting on a surgical mask over in Aisle 9.
Thanks,
Shannon
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