I'm talking about these people who decide to slap some stickers usually reserved for making your own "Garage Sale" signs on their cars. These people have A LOT TO SAY and their messages are SO UNIQUE that they simply cannot find a bumper sticker that portrays their ideas! So what do they do!? They make their own!
This particular driver got a little too caught up in the excitement and ended up making NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. But at least it's easy to read!
Forget about lowercase letters! They go above and BEYOND by scaring the living shit out of us as we drive down the road. They take the "Kanye West Approach" and write their messages in ALL CAPS.
The funniest scariest thing about this is that the driver really thinks they're making an impact on the world by doing this! As if everyone that sees them is going to slam on their brakes and start copying down the info. I recently passed by a van that was covered in the date that the world will end. Why is it hard for me to believe that someone with that knowledge is driving a 1994 Chevy Astro?
One, don't knock my mom's Astro.
ReplyDeleteTwo, there used to be a guy who sat at Hardee's downtown with an entire, like, business road sign tied to the bed of his truck. He hated liberal media (which, according to the sign, was PBS), lesbians, and PETA. I ended up going on a few dates with his son and I'm pleased to announce that the stupidity seemed to end with just him.