Infograph Me

Here's a list of things you'll never catch me doing:

• reading the newspaper
• watching the Discovery Channel
• reading a non-fiction book
• looking through a telescope

Here are a list of things you will catch me doing:

• watching reality TV
• rapping Nicki Minaj lyrics over and over
• painting my dog's toenails
• drooling from the mouth

Needless to say, I'm not the thirstiest for knowledge.
Should I be ashamed? Probably. Am I? Nope.

But for some reason, if some information is presented in one of these newfangled "infographics" that are flying around the internet lately, I will read that shit like it's the latest issue of Us Weekly.

Take this one for example.  If I saw an article on "Marketing Automation," I would pass by that faster than you can say Unisom.  But the infographic? Read it top to bottom.  Ok, maybe not bottom. 

Here's one that actually is interesting: