What In The...??

Alright.  First of all, a big thanks to Eddie Scarry for showing me this video.

Now, I'm going to let you watch the video before I even say anything.



Ok.  There are some things I'd like to discuss further:

0:59 - What is with this mouth she's making in all the pictures?
1:24 - Pop singer? Singer?...Singer?
1:28 - She's not 16.
1:30 - Whose birth certificate is printed in this Comic Sans-wannabe font?
1:58 - nothing he says is funny, yet she continues to laugh
2:36 - is it really shocking that parents that would let their 16-year old daughter pose naked and wrapped in an America flag have any problems with her marrying a 51-year old?
3:44 - LIE
3:58 - By "old soul," she literally means that there is a 75-year old retired prostitute under all of that frosted lipstick
4:49-4:56 - If you go back and look at only ONE THING from this video, make it these 7 seconds where she's eyeing him like an unlimited buffet of Swedish meatballs
5:06 - God's a plastic surgeon, too?! Busy man.
5:10 - An arm band? Really?
5:40 - She's not 16.
6:05 - My DVR is set already.