Showing posts with label human mirror. Show all posts
Showing posts with label human mirror. Show all posts

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Mirror, mirror, on the wall...

It has come to my attention that there is a group of people who were put on this Earth as human mirrors.  These people feel the need to let you know everything that's going on with your outward appearance.  A lot of my students are this way.  Here's just a sampling of things that I've been told:
  • "Mmm you're breaking out right there on the side of your face!"
  • "You got a cold sore on your lip!"
  • "Miss Lee, you've got bags under your eyes!"


They say these things to me with no hatred whatsoever; they are simply telling me facts about myself, as if I hadn't actually looked in a mirror in a week or two.  I have to restrain myself from saying,
"Hey, thanks for letting me know that! I've also been 
wanting to tell you that you're ugly!"

But, for the sake of my job, I do not.  I tell myself that in their mind, they're being...helpful? Who the hell knows. The question I ask myself is, "Where do they draw the line?"

I mean, if they're pointing out my pimples, are they also going up to the guy in the wheelchair and saying,
"YO! You're missing your legs!"