A Sad Fact

I will be scrolling through my Facebook mini-feed and see someone's really amazing announcement, such as:

• Today's my wedding day, YAY!
• I just had a baby, YAY!
• I just finished crocheting my dog and I matching sweaters, YAY!

But I will forego "liking" or commenting on it, for the sole reason of not getting 23758972359 notifications from other people doing the same.

Like, for real? I'm holding back congratulatory words because I don't want my phone to keep beeping?  Every time my phone goes off, I get excited about the possibility of someone contacting me, and then it just turns out to be someone I don't know saying things I don't care about.

These are real problems, America.